Welcome big Z

An ode, an homage, and tribute, to our new fellow mate, contributer, and sexucator: WhoZohnFirst. I remember the first time we met, you smiled, I laughed, and the rest was history. Your enchanting ways and turtle'esk sideburns and swagger make me happy in the pants. Regardless of my sexual fantasies that include you, a paperclip, and ball of yarn, I want to remind everyone of the accomplishment that team ZoHan accomplished days before commencement. Donk Fest 09 was a hard faught battle. Brawn versus Brains. Looks versus Personality. Sense of Humor versus Drunkedness. And lets be real, you had them all that night and took one for the team, or yourself, I am not quite sure what happened to get yourself into that predicament but I salute you. You captured Donk Fest 09 with flying colors, way in front of the rest, and you rocked out the entire time. You not only rocked, but you f'en got er done in so many different levels, and I will never forget that. Can't wait to rage with you and all the fellas in Chi-Town. 

picture note: surprised we never had one picture together, maybe we did and it never got up, but this magical one was done in paint.

anyways, ROCKING OUT IS GETTIN'ER EFF'N DONE

ga ga ga GETTIN'ER