Gettin'er Vs. Ill 2

Dear fellow Rockers, welcome back to a second installment of gettin'er versus ill. A little recap for you first timers. Gettin'er (gettin'er done). Ill = Illegitimate. Lets go! 

Gettin'er: 4th of F'en July. Lets gather together, grill out all day, yell America, Freedom, and Gettin'er done as loud as we can. I spent my 4th of July on the front lines, fighting back them damn Canadians at the Portal Peace Arch as they tried to tread on our land, well I got a news flash for you Canada. Don't f'en tread on me! I spent my 4th of July with my flag raised high, a case of beer, and the best kind of rednecks there are: drunk ones. And how bout this for Illegitimate....

Ill: Canada Day. It is pretty much everything the 4th of July was, back in 1777. Weak sauce. Here's how I judge Canada day and the 4th. Hangover from Canada day, non-existence. Hangover from the 4th? My head is still hungover from all the freedom I drank that day. Regardless, I like where Canada day is heading. Not quite a freedom/independence day, but every country needs a birthday, so Happy b-day Canada. 

Gettin'er: Andy Roddick. For once, you played Roger Federer toe to toe, and came up just short of beating one of the best tennis players of all time. You are finally coming close to living up to your potential, and I can't wait to see you hopefully compete with Federer and Nadal again in the U.S. Open. Bring one home for the good guys. 

Ill: Wimbledon. You have been accused of not putting the best players on center court, and instead putting good looking blond chicks. How dare you. How dare you. Can you at least figure out a way to get Anna Kournikova back into the game and make her better. I mean lets be honest, I would much rather look at Maria Kirilenko than Darina Safina. 

Gettin'er: Steve McNair. For those who know or don't know, NFL great Steve McNair was murdered by what appears his 20 yr. old gf and was shot 4 times! Steve McNair always seemed like the nicest guy, the face of the Titans, a great competitor and a very humble individual. I appreciate everything you did for the game, my Ravens, and think it is a tragedy of what happened to you. 

Ill: Dating young immature swampers. We've all done it. 

Gettin'er: O'Death. As our wonderful blog creator knows, I am a big fan of bluegrass/folk music, and O'Death does nothing but the aforementioned with a high dosage of ROCKAGE. By far one of my new favorite bands right now, and I strongly suggest down to rest, and only daughter. 

Ill: Sufjan Stevens. One of my favorite artists of all time, has pretty much dissapeared and hasn't come out with any new music after promising to perform a CD for every state in the Union. I hope you come back out and stop selling the rights to your songs to random guys in Brooklyn who then host "listening parties" so people can hear your new music. 

and last but not least... 

Gettin'er: John F'en Daly. Especially when he does shirtless, shoeless interviews. 

ga, ga, ga, gettin'er.