F this noise (gettin'er ill wut are we on, 5?)

Alright, I'm about to drop some truth bombs on y'alls asses. 

The Bachlorette:

ARE YOU SERIOUS. Every woman in the United States/Canada need to get a f'en hobby and quit wasting my time with that noise about F'en who she picked, why she picked him, how the other guy was gay, blah blah blah. No one f'en cares. Get a F'en JOB SNYD... whoops. 

Michael Vick

Gettin'er: Terrell Owens. For once, you got it right. I completely agree with you, that Michael Vick served his sentence and does not deserve the suspension set forth by the NFL. Vick, unlike every other athlete who was convicted of crimes, actually went to jail, served time behind bars, and did it the legal way. Sure he probably got a reduced sentence b/c he is The Michael Vick Experience, but still, he actually went to jail, thats more than other athletes can say. Where was the ban on Jamal Lewis after he went to jail for 3 months (And I am Ravens fan!)? T.O. I salute you for speaking up, and trying to get the players association involved, you are surely GETTIN'ER! 

Ill: Roger Goodell. I usually support what you do, but I think unfortunately you missed the ball here sir. Don't worry, I'll have your job one day and make the right decision. 

Mark Buerly

Gettin'er: Real Pitchers. The Chicago Cubs Starting Lineup when healthy. 

Ill: The Chicago White Sox. Actually, baseball in general, is it football season yet?

Dave Ragone (U of L Football)

Gettin'er: Dave Ragone as a quarterback.

Ill: Dave Ragone as a U of L win predictor. He predicted Louisville winning 10 games this year in football. Although I love the enthusiasm, 10 wins would mean we go undefeated at home, and then win 4 of 6 road games AT UK, Utah, WVU, UConn [(do fair catches count?) if you never click on my links, you have to go to that one), Cincy and USF. I do agree that U of L will be better than last year, I truly do, but 10 games is ambitious. I say no worse than 8-4. Kragthorpe shines as new offensive coordinator, Josh Chichester becomes best 6-8 WR ever, and Victor Anderson starts his heisman run as a sophomore. Defensively we will .... do we have a defense? Of course we do, his name is Mozell f'en Axson (my facebook friend.)  

and of course, Illini Football 

Gettin'er: Arrelius Bong, I mean Benn. You are an f'en beast, and I will never forget the day you asked me and the dirty uncle if there was an "erfquake" last night. Juice, you are a man beast as well and you better carry this team back up to the top son. 

Ill: The Ohio State. F that school. 

Gettin'er 2: almost forgot why i started this post in the first place, Nu vs. Illinois at Wrigley Field possibly next year. That would an amazing game that I would love to see. None of this Notre Dame Army beezewax, NU, Illinois, Same State, Rival Schools, Same Conference, Historic Athletic Stadium, make it happen Guenther, your my boy.

hmm too much about sports... 

Randoms:

Gettin'er: Having a job.

Ill: Living at home with the parents. 

Gettin'er: Youtube

Ill: youporn.com 

Kidding both gettin'er

Gettin'er: Mike's Hard Punch Mango, actually really good. Oh and Mike's Harder (9% alcohol, high school girls everywhere are wet'n themselves)

Ill: Smirnoff Ice Tea

Gettin'er: Re-releasing Lebron Getting dunked on.

ill: the fact that I can't dunk.

Gettin'er: Buffalo Denim Jeans from Macy's

Ill: Levi 501's, make my balls hurt.

Gettin'er: D2 football, Quincy University Starting right Tackle Rory 'baby face' Mammano

Ill: His NCAA 10 skills on xbox live, beatin him 7 straight times

Gettin'er: New school and program

ill: graduate school debt

back to sports

Gettin'er: Shaq the big diesel on WWE choke slamming the Big Show. This totally made my night and day as it was playing while I was running in the gym today. They then played this which again made my day:

And for a smile, please watch SHAQTUS!

America's Got Talent:

Gettin'er: The 9 year old guitar player. The Spiritual Harmonizers.

Ill: THE JUDGES FOR VOTING THEM OFF AND worse acts through to the finals. I have lost all respect for this show. People with actual talent get voted off and who are the judges, Sharen osbourne, david hasselhoff, and some british dude. One american, thats it. F this noise!

and last, but not least.

GETTIN'ER: Everything about John Daly. Congrats on the weight loss, now win a tournament for me using only tall boys as tees. 

get'ner. ga ga ga gettin'er done fellas.

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