Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Up and In: Get off my plate!

HHHHerockin,

Pedro Martinez, everyone's favorite pitcher of all time, just signed with the World Series Champs. This is awesome for so many different reasons. Aside from 'Dro owning three of the single greatest seasons ('97, '99, '00) in the history of the modern pitcher, this crazy punto will do whatever the fuck he wants, whenever the fuck he wants. Quite frankly, if there is a poster child for "Gettin' Er Done is all I know how to do" which is a close cousin to "Rockin' Out is Gettin' Er done", my vote goes to 'Dro.

Exhibit A


At this point, the only person that thought Don Zimmer was relevant in baseball was Joe Torre. What is a bench coach doing going after the best pitcher of our generation without a mullet. Did you see how Zimmer rolled. Most humans fall. That old bastard was looking for pins and there was no split.

Exhibit B


Pedro will go down as the only player in Major League Baseball to have one a championship for the Montreal Expos. tVBA might appreciate that. (was going to link to my favorite tVBA Expos hat pic, just look at every picture from Freshman year to middle of Junior year and end of Senior year, hilarity will ensue). Who wins a World Series, and then says he did it for another team? I'll tell you who does, Mofuckin 'Dro does.

There are so many more. Post your favorite 'Dro moments cause I'm going to play basketball.

Working towards achieving a more perfect state of Gettin' er done.

1 comment:

Dustin Michael Cohan said...

Pedro Martinez throwing Don Zimmer to the ground is one of my favorite yankees/redsox highlights of all time. Passion, Anger, Fragility, Relentlessness.

ROCK!