Shit that makes me laugh

HhhhaaRockin' Out,

Good news and bad news. After doing all but begging for a spot on this her' fine cultivation and decimation (that's not a typo) of fine ideas into the written word, I have been graciously awarded an opportunity to litter your brain with the shit that makes me laugh. The bad now. When I received this once in a lifetime opportunity, the noncontributing readership of this blog went from 2 to "Fishbain sometimes reads it". Here's the short. My interests are so incredibly limited and my knowledge of those interests is so incredibly vague, its laughable to think that anyone would be interested in reading what I have to say. That is how I knew that WhoZohnFirst and ROIGD was matrimony of the best kind. I like to think of myself as the trophy blogger in this marriage; the one with the best username, but once you get down to it, there is really nothing of substance and ROIGD just will slowly realize that marrying a bimbo to impress his friends was shallow and has really created more harm then good. ROIGD also didn't consider that leasing a car he couldn't afford to drive around his blogger that's just a name won't create happiness either. The sum of these parts will undoubtedly lead to feelingless sex, the kind that Kuhl enjoys with girls, and then none at all, the kind that this author knows, ahhh, a guy that clearly isn't him...told him about, or something. And so, for your first installment of Shit That Makes Me Laugh, I give you, my blogger-blog relationship. Now, one might ask why there is a picture of screaming SAWKS fans on this blog.

Its because I hate you. Hopefully I will get better at this as time goes.

Constantly working towards achieving a more perfect state of getttin' 'er done.